The Virtual Gamer

Vidoe of me beating up Narcis Prince on Super Punchout!

2006-06-12T12:54:00.000-07:00

Heh Heh, take that you snob!

The Earthbound Quest

2006-06-10T19:05:00.000-07:00

My friends and I have embarked on a quest, not really but they did join me in my online Earthbound quest! Check back for more details!

Yay! Screen shots during my actual game play! Ooooh!

2006-04-17T15:51:00.000-07:00

I know, I just started a new for the heck of it.

Oh yeah!

2006-04-04T17:05:00.000-07:00

You may now challange me at Metroid Prime Hunters on WI-FI!!!!!!

Can't touch this!

2006-03-26T19:11:00.000-08:00

I just got a copy of Tetris DS this this past friday and I have already beaten marathon mode by clearing 200 line and advancing to level 20! Whoo hoo! Oh! for those of you who play on wi-fi look for a player called "VIRTUALGMR" and if you are playing Mario Kart DS you will see my face on my logo, of course it's not my real face, but rather the person you see in the banner, yeah thats me, for those of you who didn't know, but thats pretty sad if you just found that out.

(Oh yeah just because I know alot of Nintendo stuff doesn't mean i'm the best player, im sad to admit, but thats why I'm training hard, so I can beat you so hard you 'll think it's world war III! Rawk on with the rawk hawk![remember him from paper mario and the thousand year door?]

... Hobbes-why do we play war and not peace?
Calvin-too few role models.
Qoute from Calvin and Hobbes, ah Bill Watterson, you genius you.

Ok Im done babbling.

This Is A REAL Website!!!!!

2006-03-18T08:18:00.000-08:00

Umm... if your a Huge fan of Animal Crossing Wild World... Click here.

Those of you who actually still read my rantings...

2006-03-17T19:44:00.000-08:00

I have added message boards to my blog! Whoo hoo! One bad thing is that you will have to get an account for THIS PLACE.
So you will be able to talk with the Virtual Gamer head to head! (Bring on those jerks who think playstation and xbox are better than Nintendo and I'll put them in their place! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Yes! I admit it!! I'm a NERD!!!!

2006-03-06T18:07:00.000-08:00

Yeah no suprise, but i'm not one of those stereotypical "nerds who adjust their triple thick glasses while qouting the entire cast of Star Trek (every set of cast members) while snorting with the nasally voice. Really, I just like to sit back and get lost in the 80's by playing Mach Rider while listening to "The Safety Dance" and watching the movie "Tron"... Yup I love the 80's... hey what do you mean it's unhealthy to live in the past!? I'm a nerd I can live whenever I want!

AWWWW! Isn't he so cute you could barf?

2006-03-03T17:06:00.000-08:00

For those of you who have not picked up a copy of Chibi-Robo, pick one up NOW!!! Not only for it's playablity, but also... who could deny something so freakin cute!

Triva!!! Who can first tell me what Jenny claims to be the reason she constantly thinks she's a frog (she even speaks fluently in the frog language!).
Oh and her teddy bear may look cute, but... dang no images, well you'd probably wet your pants if you saw it, but this teddy bear goes insane if he does'nt get honey.
Well Play this game and you get to see the family, and the whole motley crew of toy's that come alive when humans aren't around...

Nintendo recipes: Fruit freezies!

2006-02-01T18:38:00.000-08:00

I was messing around in the kitchen and had a sudden craving for some thing icy, being winter and who would buy ice cream at this time! Since I had no sweet frozen treats in the freezer, I improvised, taking some orange juice and some some ice cubes and threw them the blender. The results were delicious! After sipping from my glass only a few times, my head felt like it was slammed and the head with a giant block of ice, I thought "Geez, my brain feels like the floors in mario bros when a freezie comes out". It was so good, i wanted to share it with my readers so heres a simple recipe for what I have dubbed a "Freezie".

Freezie (serves three)

Tools and Ingredients:
Blender (that works)
Your favorite fruit juice
Ice cubes
(optional):
yogurt
sugar

Take about 10 ice cubes and an equal amount of juice, and put them in the blender, blend until ice is crushed.
taste and add more juice if needed, texture should be solid enough so that it comes out in gloppy chunks (you'll know when you see it).
According to your taste, you may add yogurt and/or sugar. But be creative, mix juices add cream, apple sauce, etc.

Left pretty much plain, freezies are healthy, it varies with what kind of juice you used.

Sorry still updating... '^-^

2006-01-14T07:00:00.000-08:00

Sorry, i haven't updated, i've been... caught up... with... stuff....... I going to put pics of my game related gifts up on my collection page so keep checking, don't be as lazy as i am... heh heh... oi.....

Hello??

2005-12-14T20:02:00.000-08:00

Oh yeah baby! all you art lovers are gonna get excited cause' for some reason I feel artsy so I'm gonna be crank'n out some gaming induced art! Whoo hoo!

Oy....

2005-12-04T15:40:00.000-08:00

It really stinks where I live, theres not alot of hard core gamers like me around, probably the only thing that would put a collector like me in bliss is that theres an awesome store an hour away that sells tons of nes snes n64 and other vintage games and consoles. Yeah once I came home with like eight nes games and quick shot controller, It's also where I got my working Virtual Boy console, man that was a super lucky find. Well I was just reminicing

The Twelve Days of Nintendo

2005-12-02T17:35:00.000-08:00

Heres a christmas carol written by moi. It is sung by the tune of the twelve days of christmas.

On the first day of christmas my parents bought for me a cartridge in a VB!

On the second day of christmas my parents bought for me two Mario gloves, and a cartridge in a VB!

On the third day of christmas my parents bought for me three rupee gems, two Mario gloves, and a cartridge in a VB!

On the fourth day of christmas my parents bought for me four gaming nerds, three rupee gems, two Mario gloves, and a cartridge in a VB!

On the fifth day of christmas my parents bought for me five golden coins! four gaming nerds, three rupee gems, two Mario gloves, and a cartridge in a VB!

On the sixth day of christmas my parents bought for me six cuccos laying, five golden coins! four gaming nerds, three rupee gems, two Mario gloves, and a cartridge in a VB!

On the seventh day of christmas my parents bought for me seven bloopers swimming, six cuccos laying, five golden coins! four gaming nerds, three rupee gems, two Mario gloves, and a cartridge in a VB!

On the eighth day of christmas my parents bought for me eight miltank's milkings, seven bloopers swimming, six cuccos laying, five golden coins! four gaming nerds, three rupee gems, two Mario gloves, and a cartridge in a VB!

On the ninth day of christmas my parent bought for me nine kirbys dancing, eight miltank's milkings, seven bloopers swimming, six cuccos laying, five golden coins! four gaming nerds, three rupee gems, two Mario gloves, and a cartridge in a VB!

On the tenth day of christmas my parents bought for me ten plumbers leaping, nine kirbys dancing, eight miltank's milkings, seven bloopers swimming, six cuccos laying, five golden coins! four gaming nerds, three rupee gems, two Mario gloves, and a cartridge in a VB!

On the eleventh day of christmas my parents bought for me eleven warpy pipings, ten plumbers leaping, nine kirbys dancing, eight miltank's milkings, seven bloopers swimming, six cuccos laying, five golden coins! four gaming nerds, three rupee gems, two Mario gloves, and a cartridge in a VB!

On the twelfth day of christmas my parents bought for me twelve awesome systems, eleven warpy pipings, ten plumbers leaping, nine kirbys dancing, eight miltank's milkings, seven bloopers swimming, six cuccos laying, five golden coins! four gaming nerds, three rupee gems, two Mario gloves, and a cartridge in a VB!

Animal Crossing! Whoo-hoo!!

2005-12-02T16:15:00.000-08:00

Has any one seen the new animal crossing commercial? Well, it's a little disturbing when the elephant says to the cat something like "you better hide your catnip" or something of the like when the humans visit the town.

Hey!!! This is a great game no matter what.

2005-11-30T21:10:00.000-08:00

I've asked other gamers and they seem hesitant about Viewtiful Joe, Oh come on theres gotta be some else who likes this game. Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase?

Dang it

2005-11-26T19:22:00.000-08:00

I just got a huge gash in my finger ( at least I don't show the middle finger heh heh heh )
but I won't be able to do any hard core gaming in awhile I might not be giving much gaming wisdom
but I really haven't in a while, sorry.

whoops

2005-10-23T15:32:00.000-07:00

Sorry, I haven't been updating much lately, but that just means when the clog clears, the new held back posts will start flowing out like a faucet.

Luigi globox and sid

2005-10-02T17:18:00.000-07:00

What does Luigi (super mario bros), Globox (rayman series), and Sid (Ice age movie) have in common? Give up? They have all been played by actor John Leguizamo. He played as luigi in the super mario bros movie, he was a guest voice actor for Globox in Rayman 3 Hoodlum Havoc
and played the voice Sid in the movie Ice Age (I know that ice age has nothing to do with nintendo.).

Tales of symphonia

2005-09-19T14:30:00.000-07:00

I was just playing Tales of symphonia, and I had just deafeated yuan (insanely strong!)
and recieved these cool flying craft called a rehiard, and wen to this town you can only go to by this method then all of a sudden an error occured, and I forgot to save after the fight.
Geeeezzzzzzzzz.

Bamsham

2005-09-18T12:29:00.000-07:00

It's a little blurry but you can see that this is a pic that I took with a camera (not easy)
then using photo impact I enlarged the image so you can see it.
This is a photo of the fight against Bamsham in title defense mode, I have perfect health and he's
on the ropes, Boo-yah! (If your lucky, I might tell you my fail proof strategy)

spambot

2005-09-18T10:01:00.000-07:00

Ok, I'm really really glad that people are posting comments on my blog. But....
QUIT PUTTING UP POST THAT ADVERTISE BUSINESSES AND OTHER CRUD LIKE THAT!!!! I WILL ALLOW POSTS THAT ADVERTISE A BLOGGERS BLOG, BUT PLEASE
NO SPAM LIKE...

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I LIKE HOW THIS BLOGGER COMPLIMENTED MY BLOG, BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO ALLOW ADS.

AND ESPECIALLY NO CRUD THAT WILL BE INAPROPRIATE TO LITTLE KIDS LIKE...

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK I'M DUMB ENOUGH TO NOT KNOW WHAT KIND OF
ESCORTS THIS IS, I'M NOT.

NOW PLEASE I KNOW THAT THERES ALOT OF SITE THAT LET YOU DO THIS,
BUT IT DON'T CUT IT HERE.

Now I'm sorry if I offended any one but I just wanted to inform you just so you know not to do this.

And now the second ones gone.

2005-09-18T09:28:00.000-07:00

And now the second ones gone.
?????????

2005-09-18T09:24:00.000-07:00

O.K I have no idea why but that pic I just put up appeared twice.
???????!?!!!!!!!!?!?!??

2005-09-17T20:45:00.000-07:00

Hey, check out this hilarious pic that I found on starmen.net by Cammiluna.
For those of you who aren't savvy in cult classics such as EarthBound ( awsome rpg game)
this character is named Pokey who annoyingly rises from dirt poor slob to filthy rich tycoon, and finally into a big time villan. Just thought this pic was hilarious.(dosn't all that hair in his face annoy him???)

2005-09-04T14:26:00.000-07:00

I know this is weird for a host to ask the viewers but
can any on tell me where I can find a place for video game related
cell phone wall paper files?

2005-08-20T11:54:00.000-07:00

You probably won't care but I just beat teleroboxer for the virtual boy in two days
Who else can say that!

2005-08-13T16:23:00.000-07:00

Here's your random game info for today

VB
Mario's tennis

At the title screen press L,L,R,L,R,Select
This enables special mode which makes the gameplay a little more realistic
IE; The ball has to actually hit the tennis racket to get hit, If you don't get it, try it for your self.

2005-08-10T21:43:00.000-07:00

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